Of course, we mean you folks in North Dallas without kids — the ones who can decide to while away an afternoon or evening via poolside cocktails with the beautiful people.

If that describes you, heads up for two events this week:

Bikinis, Bellinis and Brunch happens at the W Dallas on Thursday, 12:30-2:30 pm. Dallas designer Abi Ferrin will be showing her summer 2010 collection at the WET Deck overlooking downtown Dallas, and there will be a three-course brunch by the highly lauded Craft from Tom Colicchio.

Tickets are $45 and part of the proceeds will benefit Abi’s Freedom Project, which helps rescue and support women from the sex trade and impoverished environments in Nepal, Cambodia and Costa Rica.

And did we mention the bottomless bellinis? Reservations are required; call 214-397-4106 or email rsvp.01521@whotels.com. Savvy sunbathers will act quickly… we hear there aren’t many seats left.

Then, on Sunday, August 22, you can party with players from FC Dallas at the NYLO from 1 – 6 pm.

There will be a poolside DJ, grilling, lots of drink specials… and probably some soccer players in Speedos, which wouldn’t be the worst thing you could see.

No resv needed, just roll up on Sunday afternoon.

(But bring your biggest sunglasses, so you can lookie-loo without ogling.)